"I ate like a MONSTER sausage today, babe. It was so fun, teehee. Being a little cock- I mean… Sausage piggy…. Teehee…"
Hey, Girls, if you could go back to when you were inexperienced and innocent, would you rather have your older boyfriend treat you like a delicate virgin or tell you to get on your knees and suck his cock?
“Oh my God, It’s Huge!!”
AT LEAST I DON’T TEXT WHILE DRIVING!