Your wife loves when he drips on your face…
Front row tickets to the show, and definitely in the splash zone for anything that anything that drips off. What a lucky cuck
When she shows you off to her friends…
Bye bye little useless cock
FEED HER THE FUCKING CONGO NIGGER DICK CAUSE SHE AIN’T GETTING NOTHING FUCKING! ELSE TO EAT
Your girlfriend’s friends knew she was cheating on you. They encouraged her when they found out she was faithful. “Its 2014 girlfriend, you should be getting at least three fat cocks on the side each week.” so she went off and found herself a fat cock and cheating just felt great. A week later she invited her girlfriends over for a big reveal and boy, was it a *BIG* reveal.
Good luck with that ;)